Laugh-out-loud funny

This was posted on PoliticsNJ.com:

"Republicans and Democrats finance their campaigns by selling political influence to their cronies. The Pawlowski For Governor campaign believes in Open Government, and now you, the average guy, can have the same access that the political big shots have."
-- Libertarian gubernatorial candidate Jeffrey Pawlowski, who is selling, among other things, consideration for county prosecutor appointments, use of the Governor's beach house, and naming rights for public urinals. CLICK HERE TO VIEW PAWLOWSKI'S E-BAY ITEMS (08/31/05)

Read each one of the eBay auctions Pawlowski has. They're all hysterical.